Damn, I don't want this to die either. I'm too high to make jokes, damn it!
Damn, Cate too? I am on a fucking roll tonight. Oh yeah, pot. brb
Well thanks, man! However, I think I'm gonna get a little high first.
Okay, one more. My penis diverted attention from a post by a hot girl about not wearing panties on this website. Uhh... Winner?
This thread EXPLODED. I would try to count how many posts happened in the last half hour, but they just keep on coming. I'm sorry I helped...
Yeah, my boner sucks all the blood from my head causing severe memory loss.
My penis told me if I didn't stop talking about him, he'd beat me to death. I'm done.
The sun revolves around my penis. It is the center of the universe.
My penis is used as a dipstick to measure the depth of the mariana trench.
Yeah, Brian was telling the students they could dig ditches or be prostitutes if they wanted to.
Were you watching family guy on TV earlier?
Five dahrah? Gimme five dahrah for royalties.
My penis beat me at chess. Then I died, because it blocked out the sun and I was submerged in cold blackness. Then, it performed cpr and brought...
I know, I feel like a dick.
My penis needs its own pair of rollerskates or it would be permanently chafed.
My penis is in the Guinness Book of Records too. The entire state of Texas played jump rope with it simultaneously.
Good song.
Nobody worry, there is plenty of my penis to go around. My penis could feed all the starving children in Africa. Wait a minute...
Well thanks, I'll take that as an admittance of defeat.
My penis has been snagged in blue whale fishing nets. Three times.
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