Jamie, sorry I can't help out with Edinburgh in anyway. Damn I was there yesterday and could have given you a lft to the Highlands. However if you...
Ah the sweet voice of sanity rings with such clarity! I know you not Bonnie Lass but you just summed up the secret of life the Universe and...
Well any time you need a 'hand' Hannah just MSN me and I'll see what I can do! Always happy to help! Love Ben xxx
Guys I really don't want to rain on anyone's parade. High Mayan culture charted the calendars till 2012. High Mayan culture then ended. Each of...
I forgot to say that you also gotta imagine the voice (Scottish, whispering your name) that's where I come unstuck because whispering "Oh my...
Awwww don't sigh.....that turns me on! Damn now I'm gonna have to follow up your suggestion (Only joking). But if it helps next time you're doing...
Actually what scares the crap out of me is usually finding out that what I believe is really the case. Now that fucks you good, long and hard....
Hey guys what's the story with Yorkshire??? Is it the hip centre of the planet or something?? Love Ben xxx
Bad trips eh? Yeah I had one of those. Thought I was having a heart attack. Paramedics rushed me off to hospital in an ambulance. You know they...
Originally from Drumchapel in Glasgow (20 years). 10 Years in Chelsea and Kingston-Upon-Thames. Now living on the glorious Black Isle in the...
Two blondes walking through a field one says "They look like deer tracks" The other says "They look like horse tracks to me" Ten minutes later...
It's a friend of mine and her husband who runs that Hostel...they'll be pleased to hear you enjoyed it. But really for the best entertainment in a...
I do that as well but it doesn't make me a voyeur....does it? OMG! Maybe I am? Oh God I gotta re-think my whole approach to life. Why should I be...
If it's an illusion then I demand a better one!!! Of course I consider it but then I usually do so when I'm sitting on top of a mountain here in...
You are correct Paul I do have 'one of those faces' but that could mean one of those faces that looks like a Baboon's arse.....I just like to...
Oh dear you've never been? Eh? I would say Applecross is one of the most beautiful parts but anywhere North of Inverness and you're in dreamland!...
Depends I've been famous, then not famous, then famous, then not famous. Now I'm just infamous. Love Ben xxx *I never forget a girl I've slept...
Good man! Good Girl? Good God I don't know. But if you're into Springiness we'll do just fine!!! Can't beat Born to Run, Thunder Road, Jungleland,...
I know Them Hi YOU Hi Them How are you? YOU great 2 hours later Them GTG YOU Oh okay then Cya Them Great talking to you You bye Them Bye You...
In the little signature bit say something that will scare people away...I do...I usually have "Wearing only Spectacles"....or "This better be good...
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