Louis CK...amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao Dave Chapelle...
I love chivalrous men. Any guy that opens/holds a door, helps me with my coat, etc. is wonderful in my eyes. My husband even opens and closes the...
I quit smoking 2 months ago. I never had an asthma attack while I smoked. Last night, I almost ended up in the ER because I had a severe asthma...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk I have it on my iPod. I dance to it while cleaning my...
no, their underwear is air conditioned. I think I knew a moron once. But then again, I don't think very much. Oooo...a thought.... Just...
looks like I'm going to be the proud owner of an icecream truck. This makes me really wish I was a man so that I could be that creepy ice cream...
I don't understand how my stove can get so dirty in 2 days...
you need days like that sometimes. I've had a series of productive days, yet it seems I've gotten nothing done. Where the fuck did time go?!
If I lived in an area that had a lot of strays, I'd definitely feed them! We have one (possibly 2) strays that I know of around here but I also...
I envy you for wanting a foot massage. I can't handle people touching my feet but the idea of a foot massage sounds amazing. I'm fucked up, I know.
What's going on in my mind? I can't even begin to describe it. I've gotten myself into such a sticky situation and I can't seem to find a way out...
yeah my dog makes this horrific snorting noise when he's licking his butthole...its horrible! Fortunately, it doesn't smell like shit when my dog...
this thread has made me laugh. Only on the inside, though...if I laughed on the outside, I'd get strange looks.
My dog and cat are fighting in the kitchen. Why, you ask? The dog wants to lick the cat's butthole...
I suggest not buying an island. Nicholas Cage bought an island...it didn't go so well for him.
I went out to dinner with a group of people tonight. I was stoned and they were drunk - they had no idea I was high. it was a whole lotta fun...
I'm afraid of my berry bushes for the same reason. The squirrels around me are on some serious steroids.
both my cat and my dog have been deemed free loaders at this point. The cat is more scared of spiders than I am. The dog (GUARD DOG) is too...
I like to think of myself as a lifter. Yesterday, I lifted my table off the ground after the dog knocked it over due to his insane hatred for the...
Yeah, its been crazy here lately! Lots of changes in my life-good and bad. Just been keeping busy! How's everyone doing around this neck of the...
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