mothafuckin ham!
that's probably mine... we lost one off one of our trucks the other day - apparently it traveled pretty far!
I have a gut...I won't lie...but me and the gut have a mutual understanding. Its not OUTRAGEOUS or anything, but it makes me too embarrassed to...
I am preoccupied even when I'm occupied. But this forum is a fun break
Self honesty is my way of life. I know what I am and I know what the world is. No sugarcoating here
I fear having children for the same reasons, but also because I'm afraid of the kind of parent I'd be. I'm afraid I'd fuck my kids up. But,...
Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door telling me they'd like to tell me about Jesus. I told them to hold on one second, I had some information...
I want my money back! The world didn't end!
Naw, I just like buying practical, useful things. And he needs those things. His truck goes in Thursday for the tires/CV joint
Sons of Anarchy is awesome. I'd do things to Jax Teller in season 4-5...serious things.
Boardwalk Empire.
Merry Christmas, zenny poo...I hope you thorouhgly enjoy your time off!
I'm pretty upset about this. I was thoroughly looking forward to the world ending. I had end-of-the-world sex last night and everything.
I have 3 coats. One is missing the buttons, but I wear it anyway for some strange reason. Another is a marshmallow coat that is IVORY and gets...
This. Is. So. Hot. Not gunna lie, Shiv...you gave me a she-boner.
r0llin, what do you use in those luscious locks? I couldn't get my hair to look that good no matter how hard I try :tongue:
Shitbuttpoop? What a terrific word! I added it to my dictionary on my phone! Its raining buckets here...can't wait to get outta this hell hole!
I dunno if this worked...this is from my phone...one of my sexier poses
The nearest DQ to me is about 45 min away. Every time I go in and try to order a Kinky Ramona, but no one ever knows what I'm talking about :(
I am a candle hoarder. I have an entire shelf filled with them.
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