I spent 2 hours with Soft Scrub and a Magic Eraser scrubbing the grout in my shower. Fuckin hate tile...hate it hate it hate it hate it!!!!!
92789999997295513045048733 its a code for a secret mission to take over the world. Or a tracking number for a package I have coming :D
I can't hate Bieber...he has done some amazing things for his fans. That little girl that had cancer...he spent an entire day with her and wrote...
A wonderful source of monounsaturated fat is olive oil...I use it in everything I cook. The problem with today's society is that processed foods...
I'm really upset I missed the kilt conversation last night...
I imagine God has a thing like Dr Who's tardis that can translate anything into the proper dialect and language. Wow, did I just show my inner...
I'd break check the fuckin bitch. "Oops! I'm sorry! I thought that leaf was going to scratch my bumper" But, then again, I'm just a sweetheart...
OMG I have my in-laws bed, too. (well they gave it to Bryan and I don't wanna think about what HE did in that bed before me :D ) and its comfy as...
What I wanted: [IMG] What I got: [IMG]
I'm definitely not a hoarder, but I actually really enjoy used furniture and household items that I either like or want to revamp. The only...
I haven't ditched mine because I like having any information I want at the tips of my fingers and I enjoy the organizational aspects of it. But,...
My mom did this with a brand new Cavalier. No BMW, but it was funny all the same. She even made the front page of the paper since she had to be...
I use the word random quite a bit. That and "wicked" but I'm from Massachusetts, so what'ya expect?! ;)
Not really a "New Years Resolution" but more of an attempt at fixing the things I can't stand about myself... Tonight, we visited a local...
My mother showed up to my house randomly once in all the time I've lived away from home. I was too shocked to be mad. I made us tea and we...
Wow...strange how you act like you are going to Disney World and need to see all of the coolest spots before you go home.
I don't want to say this to sound harsh... Karma works in mysterious ways... take a step back and look at your life and what you've done/how...
Well, I lived with my brother doing that for a few months last year...I can set up the "brothel" upstairs for you again!
In case any of you fine people need it, my door is always open to you. But you have to deal with my insanity in return :D
I don't even know if douchemonkey is in there...its a term I use regularly when refering to the douchemonkeys of society.
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