Is this seat taken? *pats your ass*
Give it as first prize for an essay competition.
Doesn't wash his hands after playing with a stray dog.
Someone broke into my apartment and rearranged my spice rack. There's cayenne after cumin, anise has been moved to the post saffron area...this...
You're banned for gratuitous ball jokes at this year's juggling competition.
If you're going to stay in and be sad, that's not so good. As Rubin suggested, it's a great day to reflect on your thoughts and make plans for...
Teach it to drive a stick.
Because Leo is in the fifth house and Asparagus is conjunctifying with Uranus.
Stop telling people that.
Is butt hair a body part?
Write an angry letter to it outlining your concerns with its conduct.
Buy someone a cactus.
I ban you for calling your daughter a pig on her answering machine and broadcasting the message on the internets. (Idunno: I'm just screwing...
Poon is a good word. I like it when Jamaican guys say it.
Well I wasn't going to say anything...
Fine it for speeding
Van Go
I ban you for spending over $10K on a pyramid scheme involving footcare products which smell of licorice.
Give it to one of those "spare some change" guys in leu of cash.
I ban you for overuse of Tanya Harding references.
Separate names with a comma.
