I wanted to see what would happen if I stuck the barbecue lighter up my nose and pushed the ignite button. Now my eye hurts.
Is celebrating his own holiday, Cheeto and Sweatstain Appreciation Day, next weekend.
Oh hi Burrito, I thought I smelled something.
Break into the national treasury and leave it as a calling card.
Sit on the floor beside a walnut shell and cry.
Ordered the fugu.
You are banned for hooking a kid in the forehead whilst fly fishing in the fountain at the mall.
You know, there is in Canada a chain...I think it's First Choice or Magicuts, where they will give you a decent haircut for $10-$15. I like bangs.
I have a facebook for the egg I have in my underpants, but it is not welcome in this forum anymore.
Boil a file into it and mail it to your friend in prison.
Wow it's true what they say, your hemispherectomy didn't effect your personality at all!
^ :tongue: I don't really have bigger boobs. Or money.
I can't live with this lie anymore it's been torturing me all day. I'm not really taller in person. But my boobs really are bigger than I say...
Oh. Okay thank you.
OK I've heard this enough times now to be curious...what is rolling?
My toe is caught in my hair.
Can openers do not work the same way as hammers. If you're insulting someone's intelligence on the internet, make sure you spell "stupid" correctly.
Is planning a romantic dinner for 4 on Valentine's day this year. The guest list includes a cat, a stuffed penguin, and a jar of anchovy paste...
Use it as a bargaining chip in a real estate transaction.
Hide in the graveyard moaning at passers by. Occasionally moan an advertisement for Jiffy Lube.
Separate names with a comma.
