Onions.
Use it to hold your dentures while you sleep.
You remind me of a retarded chimpanzee I saw at the zoo.
Sticking something in your ear and lighting it on fire will not cure cancer.
Find a guy named Dennis and give him miming lessons.
You bring me great joy, when you leave.
Banned for throwing potato salad at the vicar.
Someone across the room squishes his head between thumb and first finger.
Battles seasonal affective disorder by hiring a receptionist to stand in the front hallway from January 6 until February 22.
Banned for trying to sell an egg carton caterpillar on eBay with a starting bid of $49.99.
Put it in your slippers to reduce foot odour.
You, me, a pack of magic markers and a dog whistle...whaddaya say baby?
Falls down a flight of llamas.
Find some colourful buttons to push.
I ban you for changing your age like you're some kind of magical time traveler or something. First 14 now 15? Chyeah like we're going to buy that.
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You could probably cover up that bald spot by combing up some of that ear hair.
Is 3' tall and makes toys. Sort of.
Flosses too hard.
I ban you for using Sheila from accounting as a hat.
Separate names with a comma.
