Wasting time on the internets, wishing I had a solid connection. I'm glad people can party when I'm not.
Fucking awesome shit right there.
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One of the guys at my local headshop says to everyone when they buy a pipe, "Thanks for coming in and enjoy your fine tobacco products." I get a...
Well when you combine it with plain old social anxiety, bipolar depression, and fucking huge chip on my shoulder compliments of the world, my life...
Not to mention listening to kick ass music if you're in the right store.
I'm rocking AA's myself depending on posture.
I have asperger's syndrome. If you don't know what it is, it's a form of autism that affects social aspects heavily, at least in my case. I'm...
I can't buy porn since everyone at the headshop knows that if I'm not there to buy a pipe it's going to be awkward. I just hit up youporn and...
No. I just felt like posting one of my many literature pieces. I have tons of them and I felt like sharing it. I'm a pretty morbid person.
I just found that out yesterday. He was hard for me to appreciate. I could hardly understand him half the time.
Not a bad guess. Actually about waking up in a buried coffin.
Welcome. Sweet god almighty, welcome.
John Goodman doesn't get enough credit as an actor. He was the bomb in The Big Lebowski. If John Goodman could smoke him under the table then I...
I'd laugh if he set a record for the biggest squirt.
Yea, that was a bit out there. Of course any mention of pain to the genitals of male is gruesome. I had a friend over once and she was hogging my...
I think if he made himself come out it would be more ridiculous. You never know. Vaginas are mysterious, magical, and wonderful things.
Ouch-kibibles. I hope you're trying stuff that doesn't come up. I used to be a nos junkie. It's fun but I'd rather not walk upstairs and have my...
I'd rather be told I look like him than John Goodman some number of pages ago. I really didn't know how to take that.
He would make my cock go through a wood chipper and reappear in his left shoe. It sounds weird now but it would be hot if it happened. I need to...
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