Ok no prob - I was just abouteth to give to some lucky person a million - forget it then... I'll place it in a rssp, change it to some cheap cdn...
Hath not the bird thefteth over hath doth hill? If so, doth it needeth to breath in the calmeth of the sommers? How cannot thee expectedeth the...
I wanted you to enjoy life, to procreate, to save a tree. I also wanted you to have a big dick. Well, 3 out of 4 ain't too bad.
ALL of my angels ARE TOILET TRAINED. Now, that's good.
My son, I will look into it, pass a motion, get a vote on it, send it to the Earthly authorities - y'know - all the stuff... In a few thousand...
Well, don't spread this but, I will be having sex with one of Santa's deers (maybe two).
For a while I was wondereth about that 11th commandent thingie here. Sometimes I tendeth to lose memory at my age.
Hello children of mine, Poppa is back. How are you all doing? Daddy dearest.
Shane, I just asked a medium and they tell me Friend44 is fine. P.S. Superman rules and Hellboy is going just there... Daddy.
Celeriweed is my way of testing you guys.
I just wanna make this more humane. I'm even thinking that I could open some clinics where humans could be "put to sleep" instead of having...
A long long time ago in a far away galaxy called the Bronx, a black furry creature was very unhappy because all his brothers could dance the disco...
Thy Father was checking is Heavenly Register when I noticed that it was time for Bill Gates to die. I went down, next to him and I said, this is...
Sounds like an asshole to me anyway...oups...
I was never born.
It's just that these guys wear a lot of white. If you put your paws on them it leaves stains. Dry cleaning in Heaven is Hell.
Adrian Anus - that's his name - why can't humans be a little more serious once in a while? He's the guy at the hammer competition.
Well, for instance, on Wednesday nights it's poker game - Mosus, Abraham and Noah always join. On the second Thurdsday of every month, I always...
Isn't this thread beautiful all about platonic love - clean - drug free - alcool free - where the words "fuck" and "tits" aren't even...
Many are called, few are chosen...
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