You know my kid?
Dear Mom &Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our...
You forgot child molesters and fudge packers in that list.
Shroom would have several copies for herself. One in each room.
You are evading my well thought out question.
But that wouldn't be the hippy-bitch thing to do.
Nah! Infact I think you should revise the lyrics to "Tsunami; 100k and counting!"
cause my kidney stone has lodged itself at the base of my corn cob.
Just remember, Kayla's overwhelming feelings of penis envy have forced her to take on the role of the man and being the ass rammer rather than the...
I don't think you would. You are just talkin big now.
You guys should be engaging in a stiff competion of a lesbian lick-a-thon by now!
This sounds like a job for....................................... Booty_Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've always wondered if the meat of a guinea pig is referred to as pork. This has plagued my brain for several seconds now.
And perhaps a teenage Mexican boy at your side. He could serve as your Cabana boy as well as an answer to your booty calls!
I like anyone that takes their clothes off here at the forums. As for the rest of you frigid tight-asses............................listen, watch...
Does your boyfriends fecal matter irritate your Johnsonville?
I can't hit the toilet cause it's like trying to water your plants when your holding the garden hose 6 feet from the end.
I did but the book's sales instantly dropped after the introduction of Viagra.
If I was sleeping with a hairy woman I would feel like I'm sleeping with a man and being gay! It would be too weird for little 'ol me.
"Cut yor hair! Get off your lazy ass! Get a freaking job you lazy SOB! You are a disgrace and an embarrassment to your family!" I am writing a...
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