Just take it up the butt... problem solved.
stick it in her butt
I'm pretty sure if God is so cool he was DEFINITELY fucking a ton of chicks before he ever got married. He'd want you to as well. That's what...
I heard through the grape vine that Jesus loved taking it up the ass from big black slaves way back in the day. So I don't see why he wouldn't...
homos are gay
95% of the people responding to this thread are uneducated morons when it comes to steroids. I in no way advocate steroid use but come on you...
Hahaha, you're a virgin and you made a thread about people asking you questions about anal sex?? Just because you shove cucumbers up your ass...
Platinum something... I forget, but it lasts forever and isn't sticky. Silicone based is the way to go.
Are you overweight? Maybe trying to lose some weight would lead to more dates for you. If you're ok with what you look like that's fine too,...
What the fuck is with your thread titles man?
sophieclair... can you PLEASE stop putting massive pictures of yourself in your signature? No one wants to see that shit.
You people are absolutely hysterical... This guy is obviously joking. Are you really that thick?
Sounds like a plan
Sexual Harassment?? Are you kidding? Yes, you have a crazy roommate and I understand that can be really difficult. But seriously, if you...
fat people are gross
you should probably just not be a big slut...
you people are retarded
Fat people disgust me... so no. Unless maybe I hadn't had sex in 10 years.
Ewww... fat people are gross.
Of Montreal, Ambulance LTD, The Most Serene Republic, even Wilco, all of them have very unique Indie sounds. Nothing sounds exactly like the...
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