I'm nearsighted? omnipresent
misdirected
Or perhaps, YOUR ignorance?
I'll stick to the whiskey and winstons.
Urine is sterile when it comes out of your dick. Not once it hits the bathroom floor, you idiot.
That's a crying shame no billy clubs were used.
God, are you a dumb fucker. What a fucking loser. That cops bullets should have been real so I wouldn't have to pay for your jail time.
You are correct. The word of the day is "dipwad".
....or better yet, stick your ass up in the air and piss on your own head.
You are right. It is urine. You might as well let your dog lift his leg on your face.
Whatever turns her on.....turns me on.
Where's the head? Did you have a boating accident?
Maybe THAT'S why I liked ya!
It's alright. I like the love that comes from being stalked. Good thing I'm very handsome incase you happen to meet me some day.
If your aspiriation is to be a porn queen, I am totally onboard with that.
Yeah, wussy sex kinda sucks. Make it long, a little rough and intense.
That was stupid cause you coulda earned a days pay.
You need a shrink.
Take off your clothes and I will be glad to
I agree. Can't stand fat, loud brawds.
Separate names with a comma.