Oxy
BraSniffer
Clearasil
I've broken up with girls in the past for having ugly feet.
Damn! Got me there. I'm outta responses.
She is Sam's babe.........................when he's around.
molatofflover
ha! I trim my ear hair.
greendicked
double post
Limits her sexual activity to anything within walking distance.
ManJacker
My warts haven't come back.
PippyLongStocking
You are a dillusional loser.
Nobody is more awesome than I, so I am always on top of my game.
I don't pull the pud watching it but my little man leaves a wet spot.
man hands
Receives her sperm pro-bono
The 10center wore the horse out. Maytag repairman hasn't been by to fix him yet.
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