Maybe your dad is smoking because he wants to get stoned... i mean, its not like you can't enjoy yourself just because you are middle aged.
multiple O's just aren't possible in some women. just be happy you are getting laid =)
We always use lubricated Trojans.. I dunno, they just seem to give the most "realistic" feeling compared to not using protection. Just a...
I thought some members of Pink Floyd were dead?
that is WAAAYY cute. I love it
enthnicity and lack of income God forbid the politicians send away their own sons to fight. Blacks and hispanics reproduce quickly enough...
Grr, sorry that was for Ruby, not kayte.
Kayte - you really should get two outfits. You would be surprised how many people will remember you because you are unique with your dreadlocks....
I didn't think War of the Worlds was goin to be a good movie because A) Alien movies can be pretty lame & B) Tom Cruise is past his prime...
I never thought of that before. Wow, GREAT idea. Thanks rangerdanger!!
How did you squat in the front seat to take a dump? Unique.... And secondly, I woulda kicked Ted's ass.
At least you can still masterbate....
Smoke some pot with him and listen to the Eagles. If that doesn't work, call a hospital
Wow..... You guys need a webcam or something cuz working out relationship problems in public forums is just crazy. Don't you all own a...
People who don't like cats haven't owned one before. I love my two little furballs so much. They have provided hours upon hours upon hours of...
Im sorry but I think Sam Adams tastes like crap.
A couple of months ago I decided to become a vegetarian, but I've found that the transition is harder to make than I thought. I seem to be unable...
I'm like Sage Pheonix. I have two leather coats, leather shoes, and leather belts that I acquired before I became "enlightened" and I still can't...
I understand what you are goin through, Icedtea. My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer several months ago. Hers was also 2 cm and she...
I only wear makeup when I'm goin out for something special. It irritates my skin and I always seem to have a zit or two the next after wearing...
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