maybe you swear too much
Workings not so bad. If you laze around all day and don't do shit, you will end up feeling like shit. Who knows, maybe you will find a job you...
haha ok am i the only one that thinks thats totally trashy. Getting fucked by some random fat dude, or getting fucked by some loser that works at...
whatever you do, don't jack off before the date.
why don't you wait 3 or 4 days and then go fuck a hooker. Its way better trust me.
hey dont blame me. I Just started fuckin girls a few months ago so im still a rookie. Well i have had sex before this but every time i had sex i...
Oh and i have a pic of her im just on the wrong computer at the moment, i will post it tomorrow night or something.
So just how tight are you? Because let me remind you, shes not getting fucked by any old penis. Its my penis! which means its huge, seriously.
yea dudes im not a gizz making machine. I will build up my stamina it just takes some time. It will be different this next time, i got it all...
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/01/10/bc_depatie20060119.html
i think i will start a new topic dedicated to that.
yea its a very sad story. Heres the link if anyones interested. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/01/10/bc_depatie20060119.html...
Oh and brunette, i will take the advice and jack off the day before. I won't do it the same day, i can't risk that. I have fucked a girl before...
im trying to ease her into it, she said im way to big for her and i have only fucked her twice. I'm just being a gentleman and getting her used to...
dude im tellin yea just hit the bed with a weedeater, rake up the weeds, then dig up the dirt with a hook.
stealing gas use to be so easy in my city but then some kid a couples years back stole some gas and the gas station attendent tried to stop him...
It kind of balances itself out because i fucked her last weekend for like 30 minutes, i was drunk as hell.
Dude i was way too excited, she gave me a BJ for about 5 minutes and then i fucked her for about 5 minutes. At least i was satisfied. I'm goin...
Best night of my fucking life. Goodnight.
ok ladies and gents im off to have the best night of my life. I have been waiting for this for so god damn long, its time for a night of endless...
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