Man...you think too much just pass the damn ball. while your over there discovering the meaning of life they scored 8 points on us! MOVE IT! Nah...
some asian dude whacks his ferret, bangs his head off, whomps his lil critter yeah its a sick video, never seen animal snuff films before but...
when i was in high school i used to stay awake in the night dreading the problems id face the next day, week, month, year, decade. Maybe it didnt...
I dont buy video games or consoles unless i get them for free, just seems like a waste of money that i could be hording and collecting greedily in...
"How i Learned to stop worrying and fucked your mom" Or "Why Jesus Cried"
Taking a shit - Sometimes it feels good Eating a Banana - Sometimes it tastes good Taking a Piss - sometimes it burns
Austrailia would probably invade canada, Just think of it Two of the Most Mediocre countries in the world AT WAR!!, Think of the Chaos, none of it...
When i worked at Carls Jr. I stole Cheeseburgers and french fries and a shit load of catsup....But then my cholesterol went up and god damned me...
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Its a tragedy when a heterosexual man witness the act of Man on Man matress sandwich making. It is a blessing when a heterosexual Man witnesses...
joe anagrams to joe? fuck you anagrams fuck you in hell
a mind is a terrible thing to taste
I wanna see it, i also wanted to see last king of scotland, 300, and Casino Royale in the theatres when it came out....But i can never see a damn...
My bitch better have my money. Though rain sleet or snow. My 'ho better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash. Because if she don't,...
I tried using windows vista at the Office depot store, and i almost put my face through the screen, all these damn warnings kept popping up and...
Take a piss on your car......cat wont touch it, probably if some random hobo didnt already If that dont work, piss on the cat, R Kelly would be proud
"The Tour Guide didnt flinch...she was real Calm" Bitch got Balls
Hey Alex....................................yeah i got the same problem Seriously alex, been a while since we last been in touch, i got...
When im feeling bad....any Stevie Wonder song makes me feel instantly better, its like musical crack
Ive said it before, Keith Richards continues to live on by sucking the souls out of fans and...family members, either by sniffing them up or...
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