Isn't the phrase supposed to be "gets my goat" and not "gets on my goat"? Just wonderin'
The word is "hock", my bro. After all, I'm from the projects and I should know.
Dear Father, My house has lead walls anyway so even if you try to see if I'm sprinkling the living room, your x-ray vision can't. Thanks for the...
More jobs are certainly needed among these forumers, I reckon.
Remember folks, you can only go there if yer Italian!
I'm sorry but that made absolutely no sense, whatsoever. I gotta drink more or something.
I'm nude sometimes but it can get a little uncomfortable, so then I will put on my grape smuggler for support!
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned! Oh great one show me the meaning of my posting and reassure me it serves a purpose in this great realm of life!
Do you think a haircut would help as well? And maybe a wax job on the 'ol chassis?
Keep spreading the good word, GOD. Don't let these atheists control these boards in which you have created!
Flashing your tits and licking your lips is a good start.
Not too young for me though!
Well bless your big Texas heart, Lunacy. You're a peach!
Maybe I'll turn gay and then I will realize the "other side". I'm an open minded brother who's not afraid to experiment!
For your size, a thimble would do. 5.25"?
Uh, Yes. Why do u ask?
I love Wal-Mart, so fuck you and yer horse!
Salts are only lost through sweating and not urination. So unless you are vigorously exercising, hyponotremis does not apply. Nice try though.
I wish I was gay so I could come out and get a shit load of praise. Oh well.
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