frantic
apple
analogue
Banned for letting the postman always ring twice...
demented
raisins
Keyboard
[IMG]
Kelloggs Corn Flakes
xenophobic
Iain Duncan Smith (or IDS) - For targeting people on benefits who cannot defend themselves, especially the disabled. This guy needs a reality...
Ten
You're promoted to Victorian Lamplighter, a nice 'light' split-shift job for ya...
8
A Ship
6
Vexed
TPAM regrets his decision...
Would you buy me a BBQ Beef Burger with Bacon & a mug of coffee please... Not until I close the curtains and turn the lights off, it's better in...
I've never farted in a lift and blamed someone else...
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