Still checks under the bed for monsters...
I'd say "Morning Sis, another bad nights sleep then?" What would you do if you had to choose between a Banana Milkshake or a Strawberry Milkshake?
My God, it's full of stars!
Today I learned that I really like Mars Muffins, yummy!
Has a phobia of Grey Socks... :D
Banned for not sharing that packet of Cheese n Onion crisps (chips) :drool5:
Has made 'setting light to farts' into a stage act, and demands a three figure sum for each performance...
Green Park, picnic time... [IMG]
Damn it - Off to Paddington (bear) then...
my constipated gorilla grower planted his gold semen in a graveyard he bought with his skeleton bones
A Marks & Spencer's £5 gift voucher...
Scissors...
Did you hear about the zen monk who ordered a hot dog? He said he had one with everything
Love the RHPS and Little Shop of Horrors equally.
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Hmmm! (Tom) Baker Street...
Today I learned that the light at the end of the tunnel may, in fact, be a train...
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Introduce it to Mr Toaster an see if it gets the point! What would you do if watching porn daily became mandatory?
Is always the calm centre in the middle of the storm.
Separate names with a comma.
