http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sod's_law
Today I was in a supermarket and a man told me that he like my costume... I was wearing my normal clothes.
Keith looks adorable! [IMG]
Has too many teeth.
I got another one. My friend was completely off his head, and we were sitting on a sofa, flicking through tv channels, then he stopped on indiana...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0"]YouTube- Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky
I personally find kesha's voice and music in general to be the auditory equivalent of being anally raped with a large cactus.
"Your heartbeat sounds like being at the bottom of the ocean, and when you make that noise you sound like a bad brown walrus." "I'm an egg! I'm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ"]YouTube- George Baker- Little Green Bag ^ This one.
1. Dye my hair pink and blue 2. Get several new piercings 3. Go festivaling 4. Make my own clothes 5. Get off my face on whatever I can get my...
[IMG] Being stoned < Being stoned in a toga
Groping boobs and drinking hard liquor in the morning... Reading that statement back has made me seriously re-evaluate my life.
My reason for being vegetarian is that I feel that the control the human race as a species exerts over the rest of the earth is greatly...
Well, well, wellity well. It has indeed been an obscenely, disgusting, deplorably long time since I have posted on HF. Very sorry to anyone who's...
These are all so rad. It's hard to pinpoint what it is about them, but they just make me smile.
I hate people who wear t-shirts with bands or singers on them, when you know that said wearer couldn't even name one song by said band or singer.
I already did. You tasted like shit.
Wonderful trippy feeling
Do you mean 'say' or are you just a moron?
Lower-middle class London accent. I almost sound posh, but then I leave the 't's and 'l's out of the middle and end of words.
Separate names with a comma.
