I smoke, but I do it because I enjoy smoking, not because I'm addicted. Like, I'd rather go without cigarettes than smoke the ones I find utterly...
There is a moth currently flitting around my laptop because it's the only source of light in my room. I have decided to name it Humphrey.
Love is the ultimate drug.
I just got back from a lovely barbecue with all my beautiful friends. Am slightly drunk, more than slightly stoned, and generally loving this...
Shit. How did this picture of me make it to the internet? This is so embarrassing...
What the fuck are federal laws?
From photos of stoned people to orgy in just over three hundred posts. Stoners lounge, I am impressed.
Amen.
Wasn't I born ready?
I sort of do, but then I figure that for me to know that someone's staring at me, I have to be staring at them at least a little bit, so then I...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mzhgPjXAlI"]YouTube- ME GUSTAS TU
Why do you always put a baby in a blender feet first? Because you can't get your dick in its mouth if it's the other way round.
"It's casper the friendly ghost, not casper the rapist"
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Sitting on my friend's lap in a broken deckchair next to a bonfire, enclosed by a three foot wall made entirely of beer cans, with the words...
Yes, and I still have him. He is a rottweiler and his name is Chico Junior. Have you ever done something really weird or awkward because you...
[IMG] Karen O. Didn't truly fall in love with her until I saw her live last year and learned that she's a total mentalist.
One of the best tricks (as with most things on this earth, it works better when moderate intoxication is a factor) is lending that lighter to...
I have been at school today working on my personal statement, which basically ended up as a more glorified and verbose way of saying 'please...
I was wearing some crazy colourful tank top and stained glass pattern leggings, but then i realised that i was swelteringly hot so now i'm just...
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