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It all depends on what type of girl she is. If she is a modern woman (feminist, or career woman type) then you might actually piss her off if you...
1. sure if that floats your boat 2. same as 1 3. ok now that is just unsanitary, there is a ton of bacteria in crap and that one would revolt me....
wow 1st thing I am sorry, I can imagine how you feel (no, really I can). 2nd try to be strong and supportive, just imagine what she is going...
That is the short version, but yup.
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