You get the interwebs back and the best thing you can think to do is go on HF????? Your life seems as tragic as mine! Looked at you profile a...
I once heard a possibly apocryphal story of guys in prison simulating a vagina by wrapping a steak around their cocks to wank... seems like a...
Form an orderly queue, guys an gals! (Will volunteer!) :P
lmao. Suck a mint!
[IMG]
I usually do it on the net because they shouted at me when I did it on the bus :)
Yeah I got it but the thread seemed to be taking the idea seriously thereafter. all is cool - i'll go back to lurking :)
postulated by Richard Dawkins. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
I thought the OP was a joke. WFA is payable to pensioners not "tax payers" in general and therefore the rest of the rant is irrelevant unless...
getting on for 2 years...
If some poor woman has to spend an evening with me then the least I can do is spare them a bill for it!
I had a gf once who could do that. At least in bed lying down and kind of squeezing her legs together. Not sure whether she could cum like that...
this ^
As I've got older I've noticed that when I'm horny - usually admiring a woman who's way too young for me - that my mind is drawn to some aspects...
Here's an interesting TEDx YT video about media exaggeration and how exaggeration can lead to incorrect, indeed opposite and damaging...
Sorry, life is too short to try to find train itineraries... that's progress, that is. You're a customer now, not a passenger and all of the...
I'm surprised. I've looked at your photos and you're very pretty. Now I know where I've been going wrong! I stand too close to the beautiful...
There's no porn on the internet! None. I want my money back.
WellI need 'em back somehow!
I'm not sure that women outnumber men by any appreciable amount, but your point stands that men don't get enough sex... at least not enough with...
Separate names with a comma.