why WHY WHY do i see them eating nasty ass fried food all the time? why are they so damn fat and unattractive?
hahahahaha!!!! don't kid yourself. any condom will fit you. i guarantee it. there is this bitch at a party who said her boyfriend was sooooo...
Your (and especially her) fault. It's called the pill or any of its various forms.
Wise words. No guy should have to put up with that crap.
The more guys a girl has been through it usually correlates to better sex. If I were you, OP, I'd invite her over for some dinner and wine and see...
I don't display my ~6-7 vibes or dildos on the coffee table but if people were to come across them, whatever.
And plenty of other states. bs
I don't think many guys would be "thrilled" to be with a virgin. Maybe psychologically, because every guy after you is sloppy seconds (or 40ths)....
Dump her, or at least on the side find the sea of women who are more than willing to offer their asshole to you. cheers :cheers2:
are you joking? that is a pretty common thing...
are you serious?
You suffer a extreme case of egotism to believe you're good enough to satisfy a lover in every way. Sounds exactly what you're doing :)
But that's the thing. Small Dicked Joey will never pleasure the ladies as well as the porn stars do. Ever lay a girl who moaned like those girls?...
The key to success is large amounts of water everyday. I'm talking 50 or so ounces...
Ouch! I don't like it. Anyway to reverse what has been done? :confused:
ha! you crack me up profezzor:D
use what you got! obviously using pussy applies (mostly) to hot chicks because plumpers couldn't use their pussy to their advantage.... :cool:
aaanddd you're 30 years old. cut. end. done!
mine are watermelons because they get sucked and tugged on all day everyday
so says the guy with a 5'' wang
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