HA! HA! you sons-a-bitches.
Do you think Jehovah's Witnesses are hot?
This method is sure to work: (1) Completely saturate the area with Tabasco sauce. (2) Put the soiled garment in your mouth. (3) Suck on it for at...
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Happy New Year, you sons-a-bitches!
He doesn't even realize he's been insulted.
(4) Hot wax and cold steel pair nicely; tequila and hot wings don't.
(1) Without fail, your boyfriend will want you to take a facial after you've just washed your hair.
Who has a bigger dick, Roger Ebert or Robin Leach?
Do you think scientologists are hot?
I think you should be mean and cut his testicles off with a hacksaw.
Hmm. "Are you a piano? Because I want to bust a nut on your face."
"When are we gonna play Hide The Nazi?" I stole that one from Bad Santa.
Bite it off.
My neck is one of my most sensitive erogenous zones.
All of the above.
You're right, I don't believe it.
Isn't that a Michael Bolton song?
Shame on you.
Depends on the situation.
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