I stepped on a lego in my room last week. I put all my legos in storage years ago. That's how messy I am.
That must suck. I'd hate not knowing whether or not I smell (bad).
I use most recent business section of the New York Times.
You... you did get the joke right?
45... damn.
Be careful, or it'll be yours too.
I wrote some weird thing for english class. I'm thinking of adapting it to be an ad in a futuristic magazine. I hope that, at the very least, it's...
I'd tell you, but I can't see the poll.
err... fourty to eighty years (until death)
I did number 7 for a while. At first people think it's annoying. After a while they think you're quircky and fun.
The half dressed old people were more disturbing.
Ask her if she knows what the Moon is.
If people like anything, it's talking about themselves. I'm sure a lot of people would be willing to tell stories about their adolesence to people...
My english teacher brought in the magazine to show us all a tabloid magazine. We had an assignment to write a tabloid. It was funny for a bit, but...
Three words. Sky. Is. Falling.
Don't get tired now, you've got another forty-eighty years of those arguments left.
Fine... porn storage facility, A.K.A. computer.
Computer... I couldn't think of a joke.
It's trying to escape!
You Are Lightning [img] Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence...
Separate names with a comma.