According to the BMI chart I'm fat. That's cool. I guess the BMI chart is afraid of boobies and a butt. That's OK. I don't date BMI charts anyway.
About two weeks ago I also dreamed that my grandpa introduced me to his dead brother. They were here to attend a funeral. My cousin (who is only...
I had a dream that my grandmother described the afterlife to me. I am not joking. She said that she had gone to a beautiful place and that she...
Yes, they talk to me in my dreams. Mostly it's my maternal grandparents.
If the Southern Baptists and the Mormons are going to heaven, then no thanks. They'll be eternally knocking on each other's heavenly doors. If...
You want to spend eternity on an acid trip? Sounds exhausting.
Well, that really depends on the husband, doesn't it? When I got rid of mine I felt like I'd popped a 185 pound zit. Sweet relief.
It doesn't bother me that I am fat. What bothers me is that: 1) the clothes get uglier as they get bigger. That is totally unnecessary. In the...
You mean Stewart/Colbert, right? COlbert is funny, but Jon Stewart wins, in my book. He's so freaking smart. Colbert is so arrogant. I know...
I hear that! I get a lot of exercize and I am in good shape. I don't agree with this 'starving=healthy' doctrine. Also, as you said, there is...
I feel ya. Even when I was thinner, I was (and am) muscular, and I have always had big boobs. So, I have to wear shirts that are for someone...
Exactly!!!
So they're 'big and tall', not 'plus. It is different. And women's clothes start being crappy and hard to find at way smaller sizes than men's do....
I don't know! If you looked at all of my exes side-by-side, you'd have a hard time finding any similarity, except that they're men. A man...
The way that clothes are sized is unfair. I was recently shopping for a pair of shorts and my choices in the women's clothes were awful. I like to...
See, this is what pisses me off. This is the THIRD year that one of my kids has been in her class, the THIRD time we've had this stupid talk. This...
Honestly, I don't know how this got so freakin popular. Why on earth, except for preparing for a c-section, would someone remove their pubic hair?...
We were doing PCIT until about 2 weeks ago. It wasn't working. She was just getting more violent. So she just started seeing a therapist instead....
OMG I need to vent. My child's teacher is having the kids spend 2 weeks making hardcover books for their dads for Fathers' Day. That's super. Good...
I feel your pain. One of my kids has Oppositional Defiance Disorder, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and other...
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