Apparently not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zCzUlJXs4Q This is the original song, I think. It's actually really, really sad. Reminds me that I'm one of...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXMuWi0dUBc Seriously. *gurgle*
The naivety of kids these days is really astounding. o_o
Oh, so yr one of those paranoid drug addict "I READ 1984 I'M SMART BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU FUCK THE CORPORATIONS MAN" kinda cats. Charming.
If you don't know, you probably shouldn't be having sex. The fuck ever happened to natural selection?
...You're from Texas.
I made buttchucks outta two butt plugs once.
Most broads can't.
I've used baby oil as buttsecks grease before. Worked pretty good. *shrug* I still say silicone lube is better, though.
I had also strategically glued nickels to the floor in my conservation class. They narrowed it down to three people that were in both classes,...
I glued the Home Ec. fridge door shut in like, junior year. Got suspended for three days. *rolls eyes*
Nope, I get ones like that, too. My night terrors are really deranged. I can't believe my brain thinks up shit like that. Sleep used to be a...
Well shit, son. Hit me up while yr around. I can't leave until the 22nd, when I get my last paycheck.
I've been on autopilot for about a month now. It gets bad when you watch yourself commit suicide. Again and again. And then wake up and really...
Lakewood, OH, reporting in.
Hahah, I've heard the opposite. Then again, me and you are probably lookin' for different stuff. All of my traveler friends are gypsies and...
Hahah, what's so bad about it?
Me and my roommate are always naked, a lotta times our friends are over, too. *shrug* Nudity's never been a big deal with me. Hell, Angie's...
Sock feet are the bane of my existence. I don't like smelly feet, not at all. It's still skin, it's gonna have some kinda smell to it... in the...
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