You are the perfect example of my definition of "candy ass"
Congratulations! You just got yourself on the FBI watchlist!
predator
All I have seen is candy asses around here. Afterall, it's a hippy forum, for christ's sake!
I love any nipple that is offered to me.
Great if your a 12 YO girl. Yard Birds
Copenhagen on occasion. I don't like those minty dips.
Well, sure. The liability end of it. But ANYONE will give you liability insurance.
Women's hair belongs on their head and a well maintained pubie patch
No takers. You must be ass ugly.
If you paid less than 4000 dollars for it then who cares about insurance.
I cry when I go commando and catch my nutsack in the zipper. But that's about it.
Is Skip the forum mascot? A dog or parrot? Does he do tricks?
OK, I'll start it off..................... Your tits are so soft and supple. It's making my heart race. OK now you.
Tie a weight on it and let it hang there about 10 minutes a day. I gained .75 inch in about 3 weeks.
AlterBoy
Has a HUGE fascination w' sperm for some reason.
I am an anal expert. Literally. I will give you some good, sound advice if someone could give me a password for the erotic galleries. I would like...
Mr. DickCozy
Mr. IllSuckYouOffForaHit
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