Every forum has a resident shit-head...all repulsive.
I think you will produce more as you get older, thats what happened to me. I produce a lot now, when I started masturbating I only had a few drops...
It must grow back ever so fast.
My pirana fish gave me a blow job...but only once. Not the best decision today.
I'm going to fart, no, be sick....euuuough...no I,m still dreaming...per- lease!!!
YES. I can't help thinking about arseholes when wanking. Just as well that I don't fantasize about dickheads...that would be TOO much to tolerate!!
I do it at work, problem is that it makes MORE work as I get the longest customer queue coming through my till at the Tesco supermarket where I...
I do too...but not a porcupine.. Waiter, bring me a crocodile sandwich..and make it snappy.
...or had a scabby ****...
I know, it's a pisser, isn't it? But she's loaded! Doesn't approve of wanking though!
Well yes, It's a bit weird really I was feeling a bit horny after work so I thought I would give Percy a bit of a rocket polish - as he standing...
I got caught by my ant...er..aunt
King hell! %@'?)&& |!!"£* )%&?@ @@**%|%^$££?@~~ ##+7Zmm^%$) ZZZZZZZZ!! Don't you agree.
I think ants are great, but they are a bit nippy first thing in th morning - not too bad if you can find a good looking one. My aunt hates ants.
No,no,no..... Free English lesson No.1:- 'That is the Model name you DUMB ARSE' Post me in 3 weeks time when you have grasped this...
.....Erm...er........der?
Fleshlight is good but nothing compares to your own hand - the best sex aid by far!! I have been masturbating for a few years now and I have...
I am new to this forum, but sometimes when I stroke my penis it grows and gets very stiff, then a further thing happens...I get a tickly feeling...
....Or any male masturbation circles in th uk?
I produce my own. Luckily precum starts flowing out of my penis as soon as I am hard, this covers the head and my foreskin then glides smoothly up...
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