Sheep. (Oh, those dreamy summer days full of the heady scent of virtual promise of unattainable aspiration!)
That thought never crossed my mind! - Not!!
I know, little sisters are a pain. I got caught just like you, mine went to my office for a whole week instead of me, without me knowing, and got...
My wife took some pics while I masturbated! They were fantastic!! The one I liked best was the one of the penguin eating the old lady's ice cream...
The Benedictine monks were adamant, I quote from a 15th century book:- Pro mastubare sed pistus est puereque sed non fortuna! I think that...
Fi, Fo, Fum I smell the .....
I really sympathise with Lilpinkbutton - bless her cotton sox! I've lost my...oh, what is it called?....punas?....panus?...penio?....piano?...Ah...
An interesting condition, only PMP (Pre Masturbatory Pissing) is even crazier! But I do agree a raisin living in the Sahara, or any desert for...
If you insist....Bye!
...Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or take arms against a sea of troubles. OK, your'e...
Is it best to have a piss before you masturbate or after?
Won't be such a good seller on Ebay, though. Never mind, it's not a perfect world!
I kike your style!! Incidently, how much do yoy charge?
I have a weird obsession to see you masturbate in an insane place with my ant (sorry aunt) using a vacuum cleaner with a cell phone up her ****...
Teach Yourself Masturbation (By Prof. Boodlie Blogarse Zummie Plushput) 1.Grab a clit( your's preferably) 2. Look at it. 3.Sniff it...
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No I'm not. I have never, nor will I ever, stick my dick up a dirty pipe that has been cleaning floors. Anyway, why risk a haemorrage. I respect...
*ss size - ? Where the hell do these mad, mad, mad, mad myths about wanking come from? Look, you rub your cock, it feels good. You rub your...
I smell paedo
Where did this rubbish about 'Blue Balls' come from? Anyone with the barest grasp of human physiology and anatomy should know that that the...
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