My wife might bite my dick off if I came in her mouth without warning. She just made it very clear from the onset she doesn't like it. She's let...
Yes, just accept it. All things considered, if you love her and she's otherwise a good sexual partner, just deal with it. There are a couple of...
Go buy a butt plug, for chrissake.
I prefer Wall-Mart.
I cum on time.
The pull out method is darn near fool-proof. The trick is, you have to stand on your head and blow your nose immediately after sex -- just in case.
Well, it was during the big one. Me and the boys in my platoon were all worn out from chasing Jerry through the Ardennes, and someone suggested...
Actually, I think I would call the cops.
I'd pick up my cell phone and pretend I was calling the cops.
Check these out: analsafety.org The official site of The National Anal Masturbation Safety Council knowyouranus.com A great site for general...
They have changing rooms at supermarkets? Is that so you can try on the pork chops before you buy them?
Sure. I might read something that triggers a thought or memory that makes me horny -- and that has led to me jerking off. I haven't actually read...
Well, I know what free speech is. In short, it means you can speak out against the government with impunity. Unfortunately for some, it doesn't...
I had a very good friend in college who is gay. One night he said, hey man, do a me favor and let's jerk off. I was like, well I don't know. Then...
I've never had a "fuck buddy." I've slept with a good friend once and immediately regretted it, because it messed up out friendship. I also fucked...
I have never had that happen to me. I had a girlfriend for two years who loved it up the ass -- and we had anal sex many, many times. My wife only...
I can't think of anything that I do for three hours. Guess that's the ADD.
I saw this done on Martha Stewart's show.
I sincerely hope no one thinks I was being serious.
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