Has a refrigerator at home full of stolen babies' pacifiers. Believes sucking on them "keeps him young".
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Lady Gaga. Don't like her music, can't stand all the stupid costumes she's always wearing.
You need to give Santa a break. His home and workshop are about to slip into the ocean, thanks to global warming. You'd be a little bit on edge, too.
limping Octoberfest livers lips on lollipops lobsters occasionally languish
I wonder if those ancient dentists were as sadistic as the ones today.
Effectively noodling cougars, our Uncle Rob always gives every manly effort needed to... SUCCEED
Do you have a bird that will answer?
The vice principal at the school I used to teach at was a Nazi. He told me he admired Hitler. I don't know much else about him. I tried to avoid...
Boredom may lead you to an existential void, but once you accept and surpass that void, your life becomes full of wonders and there is no more...
Banned and stoned bikers sitting behind the firing line were passing broken bongs when the dizzy donkey gasped "the elephant's wanking!"
Pour Aunt Jemima around my asshole SYRUP
Blues Brothers - I forget which one of them says it. "Hold on a second. I'm gonna go over there and look in the telescope with this girl with...
The phone booth was awesome. I wish they still had phone booths around here. I would do that tomorrow!
Peru. I want to check out the mountains and some of the old Inca ruins.
Roving evangelists barter entry level sins. LUMPY
Astounded and confused smokers puking below the finish line were milking pink cows when the drunk donkey angrily sneered "the elephant's communist!"
^^ My dad had a bike just like that one when I was little, but it was brown. It was so tall and the seat was really hard. Crushed my little...
Who are they?
Old people insist underwear matters. GRAPE
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