I think we just found our next poet laureate! I'll call the president...
Whenever I see people smiling for no apparent reason, I can't help but think that they're up to no good. Maybe it's because whenever I'm smiling,...
This may be an over-simplified comparison, but I always thought the government was kind of like the Mafia. They "protect" us from unfair practices...
Sometimes dicks are hard randomly. ILTEP
Has anyone else tried this stuff? It's called Dede Instant Thai Tea. You can get it in Asian markets. It's powdered tea that comes in a packet....
"god" is the reconciliation of the pairs of opposites, where they come together and become one. So god is both good & evil. The opposites are just...
Goes to his local biker bar each Sunday and offers free "mustache rides".
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that the Cleveland Browns' helmets are orange? I mean, how are you going to name your team after a color, and...
Recaps are necessary! You expect me to remember what happened 1 whole week ago? Not with the amount of drugs I've been smokin!
All I know is, if you see someone at the checkout with a book of coupons - do not get behind them in line. And maybe pass a pity beer to the poor...
Aliens live in Cooter's entrails. HATTER
Yeah! I hate apparel thieves! So now I go naked just to spite them.
"Tounge Twisters" You KNOW they're hard to say when your tongue becomes a "tounge"!
This is the exact reason that I stopped wearing clothes.
Enough of this. I'm going to go master the bait in the masturbation.
Hypocrisy and ignorance reign supreme. SHAVE
Obviously, it's a full-sized pyramid. It's just that Martians are REALLY small.
We promote lesbian togetherness NVOS
I have gonorrhea
sails against the rising sun hungover and seasick is never so fun someone get me off this boat
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