anything shiny or sparkly or a potential dance-related item. i have probably about 8 partial costumes and 3 full costumes. tons of odds and...
ouch, yeah me too. after 3 hours of prepping veggies for an engagement party of 70 people i sliced my pinkie pretty bad with an onion covered...
good god man..speaking as someone who trims excessively but won't let a razor near her hooha (i have a precariously placed mole, okay?!), i would...
you know why it's by the hair and not the ankle? cause otherwise you'd get sand in the cooch...
i woke up, got a hair cut (well...trim), bought cigarettes (LEGALLY) and some sambuca and carolyn's (LEGALLY!). now i'm having an irish coffee...
hee thanks guys! fun coincidence, julie doiron (fucking indie goddess who i've loved for like 6 years) is playing tonight at a pub, and i can...
haha that sucks, there's no escape... unless of course one of you moves. at my mom's we have these mormon type neighbours. the wife works with...
whaddya call a blonde doing a handstand??? a brunette with bad breath. har har!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm currently having a love affair with that 72% cocoa chocolate stuff. seriously, we're engaged.
i know. i think my parents did it on purpose, but they're all playing innocent... they're huge stoners, too. my mom smoked pot constantly when she...
my cat's a total perv. every time i'm naked she tries to get all up on me and lick me and stuff. and if i touch her, even to push her away...
tim curry is a god. his teeth are especially fantastic.
well my birthday is on 420/hitler's birthday, AND my initials are j.e.w. beat THAT!
i smoke, a pack lasts me about 3 or 4 days. i thoroughly enjoy it, especially after eating or when i'm drinking. i have an oral fixation, yes...
i get it sometimes too. when i meditate and open my crown chakra my scalp tingles like mad.
i have one friend who's had terrible drug problems. she's been in rehab countless times. we used to be incredibly close, in the past i would do...
the only place i'm really going to do it is when i go to a lake or a park. t'would be a little awkward to do my shopping half naked or something...
ya dude, what's there NOT to love about canada? except maybe harper...
well i feel ridiculously sheltered, i just learned it's legal in all of canada for women to go topless. i thought it was only in ontario, but...
being bored with no food is the worst. it makes me so frantic and aggrivated, i feel your pain. all that's in my fridge right now is 2 jars of...
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