That is some funny shit. Totally wrong and mean. Funniest thing I have read here in a while.
Is there some reason why you are freaked out by being attracted to someone? I don't get it. And why do you want your conversation to be impersonal?
Are you afraid of being attracted to her?
I hope it doesn't die in captivity, though. That would suck. Better to be eaten by a bird free, then die a prisoner in a glass jar.
If you have a girlfriend or wife, just use her shampoo and conditioner. Easy as that. And it actually grows faster if you get it trimmed every 4-6...
Good art shoud be hard to do. And it's not that these are way too edited, it's just that the filters are way too obvious. Magical fire lady...
Why do you need a website to grow your hair out?
Until they are able to print digital art in layers, it will never have the look of a painting though. It will still be one layer of color...
He's a good person to know. Probably the first person to truly do non-objective work.
Does it have coconut in it? Cause I don't like coconut.
You planning on riding that around Brooklyn?
Computer art can look awesome on a screen, but once printed the colors can never compare to a painting. The depth of color that layers and layers...
Depends on the gallery. For the most part, I would say it is a relaxed job. I used to work in an art gallery/frame shop. It was a cool place, and...
Stick with just the long hair.
I think I'd rather read SPAM then poorphucker ranting.
The person I sit near at work plays it. I have to say it doesn't do it for me. It actually makes me glad that I have headphones at work.
I like the concept of the third one a lot. It feels like an expression of a philosophy, which is nice. The other ones are colorful and nicely...
Thanks for the comments. And Teh-horace, I'm not sure exactly what they are about other than I was way fucked up and listening to Pink Floyd while...
I painted these a couple of years ago. At the time my wife was working for a doctor and bringing me free samples of pain meds. So I was staying up...
My wife is thin, and very sexy. The nice thing is that sometimes she puts on a few pounds, and her breasts get a little bigger, and sometimes she...
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