Come see me in a year. We'll discuss it.
Do you honestly think it's better?
Studies have shown that eating corn makes your turds knobby. Quit eating corn you idiots. Cuz I said so.
One hell of a diet you got there.
I wasted all that cash on tie dye and patchouli for fuck all, then!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, broads are catty like that. Always twistin' those knives...
The last thing I got for 80 bucks was a two whore lap dance. I wore a mannequin arm in my shirt so I could rub my taint without them knowing.
I'd be pissed that I didn't know it was there. I'm always looking for unique pinatas.
That comment wasn't aimed at you Carl.
Try getting your shitpipe tickled with a greased finger in the Scorpion posture. At the instant your asscheeks start quivering, you will float...
Extra Crispy Livers
Swab my poop deck, Sailor.
Wuss
Wait until they land...then eat them along with the fruit.
I just blew the biggest nut...
I don't like the tattoo. I do like you.
Simple, sex is real...love is a myth.
Women can't give handjobs for shit. I don't care who you are or how much practice you've had.
Who the fuck needs a reason to get it on?
I bet he stinks like cumin and anise. Am I right?
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