I've always liked the W.C. Fields' quote, "I don't drink water. Fish f__k in it." The only water I drink is one small class with my morning...
I'd invent a dog/cat treat that, harmlessly, neuters both male and female animals.
I can't even remember the last one I had. But then, It's been almost eight years since I've had a real wet experience so maybe my subconscious...
I'm going to be less tolerant of anyone wearing a MAGA cap. In fact, just yesterday I knocked one off a guy's head at Walmart. I've decided...
I just read an article about a child opening a box of holiday cards and seeing a message from a person in a China work prison who made them. Note...
I've always hated it that Christians stole Yule! But then, they've stolen a lot of other things too.
I always found that one certain lubricant always seemed to do the trick for me. It was called, Vaginal Discharge. It worked two ways..., first,...
Christianity Today seems to be one of the most read Christian publications. And just recently it advocated the removal of Donald J. Trump from...
I remember thinking that I'd live to be 24, no matter what I did, but after that it wouldn't be long before I kicked the bucket. I'm now 71 and...
There's only one product that doesn't require a prescription that might work. It called, Placebo. It's also very useful for heart aches.
You are correct about low rates helping to keep the national debt lower. But, if we'd adopt a sound policy, like a balanced budget law, we...
They are both draft dodgers They both cheat on wives They both demean women And now, they've both been impeached!
That was thought up by a nine year old boy, while walking home one fall day. When he got home he couldn't wait to recite it to his mother. She...
Spring has sprung Summer's gone And now it's time For the Autumn song
In thinking about that old saying, I have to first consider the man most recognized today as a non-drinker. Donald Trump. OK, now the sociopath...
For 40 years it was a fun anniversary that involved reenactments. When it became just a reminder of our lost intimacy, it wasn't something to...
My wife has been an election worker for years. She said that she heard numerous, older adults, come to vote in 2016, both primaries and general...
By bullet, are you referring to the vibes that are inserted? We had something called, eggs, years ago. They were remote control. I loved having...
I can but my wife, and other women I've known, have difficulty with it. I've often said that for men, 'Love' is a verb and , for women, 'Love' is...
I've only ejaculated a few times in my life from oral. I much prefer giving than receiving and 69 is just a distraction for both of us. It's...
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