It all started with the date the other night. We decided on Meet The Fockers, and Chinese food. General Tao you make good chicken, but that's not...
I read the entire series, 2001, 2010, 2061 and 3001 (?).. it's been awhile since I did , but i remember that the author even went so far to say...
dude.. what if you move to a new town and you don't know anyone? I hope you visit here and approach me on the street and innocently ask me where...
nah, it's a hose leading to the bong. see? kitty's taking a hit. it was his turn in the rotation. he's coughing in the pic
I'll just sit alone in my bathtub of pudding over here.. with my llama. and the ping pong paddles...and the 1000 island dressing.
maybe time is just a river that changes relative speed as it flows along, we live in the flowing river like fish, flowing along with it.
she swallowed it - NWA Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers (I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile) Laid - James
did your mom tell you to keep your door open right in front of your friend of the opposite sex when they came over?
On the wall above my bed are two shelves lined with unkillable plastic vines and silk pot leaves. On the left is a collection of Canadian Club...
holy crap no parties? Well, my bday parties of a kid consisted of my 3 best friends, my grandparents and family so they weren't any SWAT TEAM...
if we pulled a freaky-friday switch, I'd lock myself in a room and stand naked in front of the mirror all day. No one would notice though, cos you...
you have anal beads????? what about nipple clamps.. can I lay those on you?
The WEED-MAN is the only way to go. http://www.weed-man.com/index.asp?headinfo=home My buddy works for WEED MAN, and I told him he's gotta...
My parents gave me another Infinity Box for Christmas just like they did every year. It would take me exactly 364 days to make my way out, just in...
The blinky pictures are giving me seizures. And it gets me sick days from work.
we'll get the Elvises.... Elvi... to marry us in Bell Vegas. Kayla can be my american wife, and you can be my canadian wife. But we're not mormon...
pipes and bongs also take a part of the social experience out of group toking. Think about it.. you have a burning joint.. everyone's partly...
to quote John Mayer: "Your Body Is A Taco Stand"
I wanna be a fuzzy bunnie (anyone know the kids in the hall sketch? "uh.. aparently we're NOT fuzzy bunnies...wer'e..uh......
up in Canaduh, we have Dial-a-Beer and they'll grab you anything from a two-four to a bottle of Bacardi 151.. they hit the beer store and/or the...
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