My mum always said to me..... “Every pot has its lid”
You can use gps to point the location of fixed objects. Most modern phones have them so essentially it’s free? Assuming you have a smart phone! Or...
A smile would help immensely. No expectations would relieve you of significant burden. Hi (smile) ....keep on moving...... Fuck the reply,...
“That’s gonna need more than a shoelace and some pocket lint”
What did you say to the girl in class? Try something abstract? “Good morning” (Smile) Keep walking.......no secret agenda. Somebody will say...
And who said romance was dead? Killing it with the socks appeal! ;) Cue Barry White! (Aww she says, that’s cute you lit my scented candle, it...
That’s utter bollocks. A women should be herself.... So should the man...... If that works out, happy days. If not, meh, shit happens, don’t be...
Does his antlers count as a double ended? Cupid the Christmas rapist deer.....to fear! Blitzen your bitzen, said the double ended dasher, waving...
I’ve experienced a spirit spouse! Although it might not have been....... It did sound like a banshee wailing in my ear.
Just “A” Joint? [MEDIA]
It would be great if the reply was simply, Tough shit.
Don’t say that! Final hhearing Monday and I’m out gunned!
Imagine how much hand sanitizer that guy would need if he is allowed out!
I said you’d kick yourselves! WE HAVE A WINNER! Sorry Eric mate, first come first served.... Ummm, an onion!
Sorry no. It is food. About the size of an apple, or a cricket ball! It lacks the qualities of a cupcake.
And I repeat myself.... I wish! X
I wish! X
So is Santa!
Sorry guys and gals....... No and no
Same size...... .....and it is edible.
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