Yer hotter than a six-peckered billy goat! (That's a lil saying we have up here)
Feliz Cumpleanos, mi bueno amigo.
Polka? I barely knew her! (Pronounce "her" as "ah")
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can't.
Damn! I hope yer shit gets cleared up.
Chuck Norris' chest hairs are made out of steel wool.
Yeah, but 's funnier the other way.
Blow me? What a fruit you are!
Heh, here's the sketch http://www.oldeenglish.org/puppy.html
My night was boring. Fell asleep on the couch at 11. Got woke up a minute before the ball dropped. Rang in the new year and went to bed. It was a...
Aww, is the angry lil' pookie feeling better?
We play some kickass "My Name is Mud" and "Too Many Puppie" by Primus. And we do an awesome version of "Symptom of the Universe" by Black Sabbath....
There is only one movie that has sucessfully made me cry: Gladiator.
Ow, my ears. Heh heh, that pic was from the movie "Fright Night" by the way [img]
Fuckin right! I mean, c'mon, look at this!
Contabulations!
Dere' beautiful.
Sure as hell, my lady.
[img] Hope ya'll like it.
Yer not the only one, he's a fuckin awesome english dude.
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