Bruise the shroom and it will turn blueish. Thats how you know its the magic variety. No fancy plucking technique needed in order to pick them...
Shitby does have a shitload of bars tis true, and it is a suburban paradise. But i love it, i feel safe here....unlike in Shwashowa
crazy, i could have sworn i responded to this. Im in shitby with Cate and Jess (indian)
Brilliance, simply put, sheer brilliance.
I remember the great blackout of....2000 and something. 5 maybe. I peed glass that year, peed glass for a week straight. Thats not true, but the...
I need to smoke a joint with someone, smoking alone is soooooo boring. Sucks its raining so hard
Im a little high, not drunk though. im a pansy now, i go to bed early and cant sleep in past 9:30 am :( The things you know you'll regret are...
*puts it back in his pants* well I guess i can stop working on that mayonnaise jar full of 'assistance' i was gonna send your way.
Try it out and see what feels best, there is no proper way to fuck in any position, just rock your body to the motion you and your partner find...
Note the order of the question, then offer.
pissing in you could cleanse the natural 'good' bacteria that resides in your vagina and keeps the 'bad' bacteria at bay that cause things such as...
Yea that threw me off, its one thing to mess around with a third, but bringing an ex into the equation, is something else entirely. An ex would be...
Damn, he's smooth.
I had one of those shreddies ring. It was super awesome.
ladders on trees is pretty key. There should be a mandatory ladder on everything.
holy penis batman, Michael was creepy as shit. cupcakes anyone?
pull out / rhythm seems like your only course of option then.
ooo i just made a post about these guys in RT. Freaky deaky.
GYBE and Mogwai are two of my all time fave bands. Sigur Ros is pretty sweet too, but much lighter.
that movie was pretty hilarious. it had its moments of terribleness too, but i think that was kind of the point
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