Everybody knows women are made of SAND.
Hells yeah! He's right! Im american too! I am so jolly and carefree! I am loved by all. I bet you didn't know i was american, did you?!? Actually...
I like my girlfriends butt...Whaddaya mean "big"?
Sent you mail, mister!
my girlfriend says her cat has a little kitty vagina...i thought this thread was about zoophilia.
a long time ago, i had a fat fetish! But is that really ridiculous? Experts say...yes.
Well, in my opinion, it feels better BEFORE you cum. So just slow down and then start back up fast when you feel you're going to cum. Like, when...
Well, first take a crowbar and...no! Not again! I keed. But, just talk to her damnit!
Women! They'd wouldn't mind the vagina, prolly. 'sides. Vaginas are so much more compact! And who are you attracted to?
There was this one blues song and it said "i wanna play with you're poodle" and stuff like that. "You're poodle got curly black hair" and stuff,...
Heheh. Well, there's lots of stupid little things like...I'd like to put my BEEF in her TACO, if you know what i mean! Or...I'd like to water her...
Well, as for the peeing thing (this might be as for cumming) when i tense up, it shoots out alot, like as much as it can, before it closes. I...
I got one! Okay, okay. So Two hillbillies are sittin in a bar and a pretty girl walks in! So, so she's eating, and something gets caught in her...
P.S. Uh-Oh! I smell a romantic comedy!
I can't love you. Not until you know what it's like to kill a man with your bare hands!
P.S. Pubic hair hurts, when you lay down on your stomach.
i like stubble. That's why when i get a beard, i shavin it down to a stubble, and touching it all day.
Nervous? Wha? I did not say nervous. But thank you! I can continue life...with happiness...and saliva. Isn't that all anyone really wants?
I don't got a car and neither does she. We live like, 80 miles away from each other, and her parents are just crazy. But, also, is it supposed to...
Yeah, and love has been proven as a scientific thing. That's pretty damn major. Something that you can't see that's there. You just gotta have...
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