....that it seems like you never left.
Chunky peanut butter on a triscuit. A great late night munchie!
...to walk the dog (but steer-clear of the roses... for the roses AND the dog's sake)
and 3 beers
He's the bartender....and I'm thirsty, dammit!
People who talk to much.
Thanks OdonII ! I figured someone would counter with 'Toast...plain". The clip was a nice!!
Three mice from New Jersey are hanging out and start arguing over who is the toughest mouse. Mouse1: You know that rat poison they put out? I...
[IMG] (OK, I'm not sure what the game is, but I want IN!) A Moose in the road
One time, I'd like to hear Yosemite Sam say, "I hates that fucking rabbit"!
I was eating dinner with my wife at a cramped, casual restaurant in midtown Manhattan. We're at a table for 2 with staff constantly going by us...
[IMG] Red-headed twins.
4 fried chickens and a coke.
Pascal?! Are they still teaching that? Hell, I didn't even think they were teaching any 3GL programming languages anymore!
Hmm. This one's going over like a fart in church.
Ditches to me left, trenches to me right, me thinks the way to go, is straight on through the night.
wearing green overalls
Hide me from the secret counsel of the wicked.
then suddenly appeared
The Lone Star Ranger by Zane Grey (published 1915) Not to be confused with the classic The Lone Ranger of radio and TV fame. Much better...
Separate names with a comma.
