Or three weeks max depending on how you look at it...
step 1. achieve erection. step 2. unlock girlfriend achievement step 3. Insert rod A into slot B... repeatedly step 4. blow load, give orgasm to...
You have dodged a bullet... In my experiences deflowering a virgin, often leads to clingy-ness, rabid sexual desire, over emotional stress, and...
Jesus tap dancing Christ.
Canadia. The butt of jokes across the globe.
moved to the contributing members forum(s) from what I hear.
sounds like you want the benefits with out the responsibilities.
1. An empty colon / bladder 2. In the middle of or shortly after an orgasm (sorry baby, Ill try not to die on you!) 3. In a blaze of glory...
LOL sounds like you half assed giving your self a blowie. Do some stretches and try again.
Truer words of wisdom have never been shat on a thread.
I have both of mine done. They took about 2 weeks to heal. Mine were gaged at 12. The second one hurt much worse than the first, my piercer said...
^^^^^^^^^^^^ FUCKING THIS. The wife is a sweetheart like that. VICTORY SEX!
While I realize that you have only your own empirical data to go by, to apply this statement to all women every where is a bit silly don't you...
Thank you to every one with the kind words and suggestions!
They charges us those taxes to pay for the local military forces so the injuns don't come back and take THEIR land back by force. What the fuck...
Well we are all made of stars... but I don't know that that would mean we're all completely interconnected by way of a higher plane existence....
You're jail bait and he wants to do you but doesn't want to go to jail? Seriously though, this is such a warped and retarded situation... you're...
My money's on the Danes. Copenhagen Suborbitals baby!
Seems to work well enough for men. :smoking:
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