I was thinking that if you cut an olive in half it could be like a little hamburger bun for the fried grape. Cheers!
Dear you: Thank you for ceasing my buddies pot plants and giving him the fine that he couldn’t afford. Now he is always over at our house...
But its raining outside today and I got the sniffles from working in the rain last week. I would just like to stay inside today and watch TV - but...
Yesterday while I was putting a big bag of dog food in my shopping cart I noticed an elderly lady loading up her cart with tins of cat food and we...
This Thanksgiving I am thankful that I have three days off work and I am thankful that I was in a position to go into town today and buy a bunch...
Once there was a cop in line ahead of me at the cash machine so I said to him – hey I didn’t think you guys needed money. He sarcastically said...
Jumping propels kangaroos. KPJ
I’m not sure about trees feeling pain but I figure shoes would feel pain because they have a soul. Like maybe if they walked in crap they would...
Awhile back I noticed that ever time I was standing in line waiting for the bank to open in the morning the Brinks truck would show up and the...
How about a poem? Roses are red violets are blue – I wish I could send Raffi over to sing that watermelon song to you. Cheers!
Always develop friendships. ZED
Well two years is too long to not have a girlfriend. Maybe if you use a little scare tactics on your self and start thinking that if you don’t...
For about 15 years now I have been telling my family that I would like a pony for Christmas and this is the year that I figure I will get it....
Up until a couple of weeks ago I only liked to think that I was pleasantly plump during the Christmas Season. Then I started thinking – man if...
Well my childhood was so long ago they didn’t even have porn mags. The closest thing was an occasional titty in National Geographic. Cheers!
I agree with give him a break because I can remember what it was like to be sexy and only having a few posts. I figure the more members a forum...
Thank you for not subsidizing the local farmers in my area. Also I would like to thank you for allowing that big Company from back east to buy...
Thank you for the last batch of bureaucracy that forced the closure of the last cattle slaughter house on my Island. Now my meat has to be shipped...
I am planning on cloning the wife but first I have to figure out how to shut off the bling gene. My wife really loves her jewelry so - so will her...
After this Christmas season Island Farms Dairy will discontinue their brand of eggnog. Because I figure that their brand of egg nog is the best in...
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