I wound up needing stitches in my foot – so a father that would not help his son get to the hospital because he was to busy drinking certainly is...
Santa Clause and an honest politician were walking down the sidewalk and saw a $20 bill laying in the gutter. Who bent down and picked the bill up...
Santa clause looked out his window and said to his wife – looks like rain dear.
Hello! Pretty soon I will be going for a physical and once again when the doctor starts putting on the rubber gloves I’ll say no- no – no. Even...
Well I don’t hate you so that’s 1 phobia down 8 or so to go. Cheers!
When my oldest dog Sundance was 12 months old he impregnated the neighbors dog and we were given one of the pups. We could not properly take...
Hello! I made a post about the wild BC monkeys about 10 months ago but I thought I would post it again for the new members. A few years ago...
The Brinks truck always came on Monday mornings to fill up the instant teller machine. Cheers!
Tonight we will be having hot turkey sandwiches and turkey soup for supper. Starting tomorrow we will be having turkey soup for breakfast, lunch,...
I used to set up elaborate Halloween displays that included a trick dog act that featured Sunny Dee the Border collie. There were hoops set up at...
Thanks for clearing that up and your welcome. Cheers!
Thank you for renting your property to crack heads for the last 5 years. The property value in my area has gone down so now our property taxes are...
No nun of my friends are foul. Because with friends like that who needs enemies? I edited my post but it didn’t change the topic title at the top...
Well in Coombs BC there is a pump kin festivals ever year. Cheers!
When I was eleven years old I walked through a puddle and cut my foot quite badly on a broken bottle. I hobbled home and showed my foot to my...
Well this summer I was at the ferry terminal and I seen an elderly gentleman that I thought was wayyy hot - and it turned I was right. He fell...
There usually is a reason or a rhyme to my madness. In the case of the security company - besides being a hoot - it could of pointed out that...
He just pretended to be my grandmother – actually it was a $3 a night drag queen. Cheers!
Well I’m a little disappointed in you too because you didn’t punch that guy in the head for calling you a douchebag. I figure maybe subconsciously...
There has been a lot of crime in my neighbor hood lately so I made a small force field machine from an old fish pump, a power adapter from a Tyco...
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