We've got 55,000 Easter eggs ready to go over here. If it gets canceled, I'm going to have a serious storage problem.
I've found that some churches are better than others because they are made up of people, and people are all flawed. My favorite kind (method?)...
"100% straight" can be roughly translated to "I'm going to boink your brother as soon as I get a chance"
Daisy is over simplifying it. It sloshes due east during the day and due west at night. It only falls straight down the drain at the exact...
John Prine was one of the first musicians I ever knew about. As a baby, my mom would sing me to sleep with his music. I think Paradise was...
I always thought he was just some handbag and fannypack designer.
Next time he gropes you, tell him that if he doesn't stop, your boyfriend is going to beat him up.
I'm back from my meeting, and I did successfully make it to the restroom before I peed on myself.
I'm late for a meeting and I really really have to pee I'll tell you more later...
John Prine
Happy Birthday, whoever you are ;)
Men do this sort of thing to women all the time...
She probably meant "Fergalicious"
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So you're "Sexy Beast" and this is your HF then?
Why does "beast's" have an apostrophe in the title? It's confusing.
Fish is probably the best choice, almonds are good too.
I don't think she's all that new ;) She is cute though...
Yep. I speak in tongues and operate in other gifts of the Spirit. I even prophesied over somebody once.
LOL, that is kind of uncanny. For the record though, I am NOT canadian.
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