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Oh, it will be phantasmorgasmic (having the traits of a phantasmagoria and an orgasm) journey of rubber and rock through the land of rape and...
Tin foil? Patsy, mavericks like me wear the skulls of other people wearing tin foil hats. If we feel like dressing up. ...gotta look nice for a date.
FINE I WON'T GAW Ok. I probably will. CARE ABOUT MEEEEEEE! Or not. Meh.
Well, someone's getting fucked up. Popcorn, anyone?
Starbucks? Ohhhh, you mean Dairy Queen. You can have it any color you want, as long as it's black.
For the whole 5 people reading this: heyo. I don't like greetings like these because I have no idea how to introduce myself without seeming like...
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